Kelcium

I did not have the following conversation.
My guess is that someday I will.
I will play the part of JC.
JC: I am tired of real life.
JC: It has long hours.
My Bro: haha
JC: It needs to hurry up and be summer time.
Bro: I knew this day would come
Bro: every day you bitched about school
Bro: I thought of […]

Days til…
quiz, paper due, and last day of tech in college ever ~1
2 papers due and preview of my last college show ever~2
my last college show ever opens ~3
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End ~4
Saturday ~5
Memorial day ~7
rough draft due ~8
paper due ~9
paper due ~10
closing of my last college show ever! ~13
quiz ~15
*last […]

“One of the best preventers of heart disease is laughter. Perhaps this is because during laughter there is a decrease in the flow of blood to the prefrontal and temporoparietal cortical areas of the brain. This suggests that humor can temporarily put the brain at rest.”
Me: HA! I’m going to live longer.
Roomie: um..good for you.
Me: […]

Roomie: It’s the senioritis. That’s why we can’t get our work done!
Me: But I’m a junior, what’s my excuse?!
Roomie: Yeah, but you’re like the bastard son of a junior and a senior.
*Me blank stare*
Roomie: …wait. That didn’t come out right…

Me: Hey, remember how I wanted to graduate this year?
Roomie: Yeah.
Me: Yeah…I still want that.
Roomie: Really? I never would have guessed. Though I guess there were clues.
Like the fact that you’ve been talking about graduating since last year, you totally gave up any fun for this entire year, and ignoring any and all negativity from […]

“Every time I see one of your theatre friends on campus I think ‘They let you out?! or did you escape?’ And then I think about calling the theatre department to let them know that they left a window open.” -My roomie