Kelcium

Twas the night before Christmas, the Wagner house a mess
Holiday spirit was lacking, this I must confess.
I sat aside txting a friend whom I care
Because a stupid boy wanted to shave off his hair.
The family all tuckered from their recent adventures
Missing the rest of the fam, especially those who wear dentures.
We almost settled in for […]

I opened a chain letter that started with this…
“Repost this as since you opened this. You`ll get kissed by the love of your life on Friday. Unless you break this chain, then you won`t get kissed on Friday. Read this first…”
And that was it. There was no “you’ll have horrible sex for life” or […]