Kelcium

What will happen on the first day of school?

• Kare Bear will challenge you to a hard boiled egg eating contest and make you throw up

• Dance Machine will jam you in the eye with a pen when you ask to borrow one

• Long John will eat his lunch […]

Recently I was referred to as “the matriarch of PHHS CSz”. While trying to think of a puny response I looked up the exact meaning of matriarch in hopes of some inspiration. I scaned the first couple definitions of which were what I expected, the female head of a family or tribal line, yada […]