Kelcium

This morning I discovered a hidden talent. I can get totally ready to go within the time span of two Britney Spears songs. Can you say ‘useful’?!
So this morning I woke up and I believe my exact words were “I’m very upset that I’m awake right now”.
I didn’t even have a foot on the floor […]

The Yolo County Fair; admission was free, so we went. And as everyone knows, it’s not whether or not you had a good time, it’s whether you have good pictures to make it look like you had a good time. But, in case anyone is wondering, we had a good time But here […]

or wednesday as the case may be.
My boss and me during work today
My boss: you think you’re funny don’t you?
Me: Uh…yes. yes I do.
My boss: I think you’re funny too…
…but then again I’ve been drinking.