Kelcium

So we were putting these little alarm things on our doors and windows when two of my roommates started arguing about whether or not to put one on the little window above the shower.
R: No one could fit through that window
S: yes they could…I could fit through that

R: No way, your booty couldn’t fit through […]

I swear that there are tiny me’s in my brain that just realized finals were coming up way to damn soon and one of them cracked, went crazy, and when they (the other little me’s) tried to stop the crazy little me, crazy little me broke free and hit the self destruct button. I SWEAR! […]

I miss you roomie!! Come visit soon!

Me: oh not much, just not studying for finals
DM: umm go study
Me: i really would rather just keep looking at the eddie izzard website if thats ok
DM: oh okay
DM: so when they kick you out of davis you can tell your parents jokes to ease the punishment
DM: thats gonna work
Oh, DM, you make me giggle […]

So I’ve decided that if I ever get famous…no, i don’t even need to be famous, if there is ever just a group of people who want to worship me I want them to all wear homemade shirts that say “Kelcium did my body good”

I cannot wait til xmas!!!!! No school for two whole weeks. I need a break so baddly. I wanna see my friends and just hang out. Decorate a christmas tree, bake cookies, and drink hot chocolate. Not to mention helping CSz move into their new place!! WOO!! Can’t wait to go home. The only […]