http://kelsey.watchred.com Just another WordPress weblog Mon, 11 Jun 2007 17:19:56 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Must…resist…urges…to …start packing right now …delete facebook account …use the class catalogue as toilet paper …tip a cow and then spray paint “steak” on it …tag “Dixon or bust” on the Welcome to Davis sign …send a mass email to everyone from my ucd accountant saying “PEACE BEETCHES!!!” …hold a rude sign outside Chancellor Vanderhoef’s house…oh wait. ... http://kelsey.watchred.com/?p=174 I did not have the following conversation. My guess is that someday I will. I will play the part of JC. JC: I am tired of real life. JC: It has long hours. My Bro: haha JC: It needs to hurry up and be summer time. Bro: I knew this day would come Bro: every day you bitched ... http://kelsey.watchred.com/?p=173 Days til… quiz, paper due, and last day of tech in college ever ~1 2 papers due and preview of my last college show ever~2 my last college show ever opens ~3 Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End ~4 Saturday ~5 Memorial day ~7 rough draft due ~8 paper due ~9 paper due ~10 closing of my last ... http://kelsey.watchred.com/?p=172 “One of the best preventers of heart disease is laughter. Perhaps this is because during laughter there is a decrease in the flow of blood to the prefrontal and temporoparietal cortical areas of the brain. This suggests that humor can temporarily put the brain at rest.” Me: HA! I’m going to ... http://kelsey.watchred.com/?p=171 Roomie: It’s the senioritis. That’s why we can’t get our work done! Me: But I’m a junior, what’s my excuse?! Roomie: Yeah, but you’re like the bastard son of a junior and a senior. *Me blank stare* Roomie: …wait. That didn’t come out right… http://kelsey.watchred.com/?p=170 Me: Hey, remember how I wanted to graduate this year? Roomie: Yeah. Me: Yeah…I still want that. Roomie: Really? I never would have guessed. Though I guess there were clues. Like the fact that you’ve been talking about graduating since last year, you totally gave up any fun for this entire year, and ignoring ... http://kelsey.watchred.com/?p=169 “Every time I see one of your theatre friends on campus I think ‘They let you out?! or did you escape?’ And then I think about calling the theatre department to let them know that they left a window open.” -My roomie http://kelsey.watchred.com/?p=168 “Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.” –Sir Ralph Richardson– http://kelsey.watchred.com/?p=167 Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got. Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot. Wouldn’t you like to get away? Sometimes you want to go Where everybody knows your name, and they’re always glad you came. You wanna be where you can see, our troubles ... http://kelsey.watchred.com/?p=166 I have a friend that commutes to school. On several occasions I have heard him say that this drive was the “longest drive ever!” I’m starting to wonder how much time he actually spends in his car. Is he really forced to spend a tortuous amount of time sitting behind the wheel? Or ... http://kelsey.watchred.com/?p=165