Kelcium

I’ve had Camp Anawana flashbacks way too many times in the past week.
It’s just something about being at a summer camp. It just makes me want to call somebody Donkeylips and hang some shorts from the flag pole.
(FYI mom, that is a reference to an old nickelodeon show, called Salute Your Shorts. feel free to wiki it
But seriously, I have looked to old epsidoes for inspiration of things to do.

Anywho, so I’ve survived two whole weeks here at CGST.
Things are well. My bed is comfy, the food is edible.
Unfortunately, pictures are hard to come by at the moment. My digital camera is not on speaking terms with my computer right now. Though I have taken a few really bad pics with the camera on my computer.
The staff is basically awesome. I would love to just sit around and hang out with them some more, but, as we are constantly reminded, camp is for the camper.
Not a whole lot to report on my end. Everyday feels like two separate days there is so much going on. I managed to finish reading HP6, and can’t wait for HP7.

I better get back to fancy camping. ttfn

I GRADUATED! YAY!
I’m really not gonna make a post about it though cause, well, my mom is already aware that I graduated, she was there.
And seeing as she’s the only person that checks this thing, I just won’t bother.

But just in case anyone else is interested, I will be gone all summer in Washington.
More importantly though, an address to mail me things

CGST, 1381 Snowden Road, White Salmon, WA 98672

I’ll try my hardest to update this thing during the summer. I will have to see exactly how much internet access I have though.

For packages they recommend Fed-ex

Must…resist…urges…to
…start packing right now
…delete facebook account
…use the class catalogue as toilet paper
…tip a cow and then spray paint “steak” on it
…tag “Dixon or bust” on the Welcome to Davis sign
…send a mass email to everyone from my ucd accountant saying “PEACE BEETCHES!!!”
…hold a rude sign outside Chancellor Vanderhoef’s house…oh wait. That’s mean. (stupid CoHo)…
…round up all the Aggie (ucd newspaper) and pile them in trash cans right outside the Domes.
…hijack a double-decker bus and run it through the store front of Dos Coyotes…both of them…
and most of all, must resist urge to pile every abandoned bike on campus high in front of the ARC, light it on fire creating the biggest blaze since the Whole Earth Festival, cover myself in blue and yellow body paint, walk backwards around the fire while repeating lines from my Tour Guide sketch, all the while handing out UCD 2000 scantrons that I’ve written “UCD –done in 3″ on, to passer-bys.

Really must resist that last one.

I did not have the following conversation.
My guess is that someday I will.
I will play the part of JC.

JC: I am tired of real life.
JC: It has long hours.
My Bro: haha
JC: It needs to hurry up and be summer time.
Bro: I knew this day would come
Bro: every day you bitched about school
Bro: I thought of this day
Bro: and smiled
JC: That’s not very supportive of you.
Bro: I try and keep it on the down low, but I’m a bit of an asshole.
JC: haha

Any takers to play the asshole?

Days til…

quiz, paper due, and last day of tech in college ever ~1
2 papers due and preview of my last college show ever~2
my last college show ever opens ~3
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End ~4
Saturday ~5
Memorial day ~7
rough draft due ~8
paper due ~9
paper due ~10
closing of my last college show ever! ~13
quiz ~15
*last day of classes ever! ~16
*last final ever! ~23
Karen comes home! ~24
Mom’s burfday ~25
Bro’s commencement, Aunt Young’s burfay, graduation party ~26
My commencement, Father’s day ~27
Go to Washington ~33
Start work ~34
Karen’s burfday ~40
Brian’s burfday ~42
HP and the Order of the Phoenix ~53
Dad’s burfday ~54
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows ~61
…and then pretty much reason for living stops

*in a perfect world

“One of the best preventers of heart disease is laughter. Perhaps this is because during laughter there is a decrease in the flow of blood to the prefrontal and temporoparietal cortical areas of the brain. This suggests that humor can temporarily put the brain at rest.”

Me: HA! I’m going to live longer.
Roomie: um..good for you.
Me: Yeah, I’m gonna live longer because apparently I use…my..brain…less.

Roomie: It’s the senioritis. That’s why we can’t get our work done!
Me: But I’m a junior, what’s my excuse?!
Roomie: Yeah, but you’re like the bastard son of a junior and a senior.
*Me blank stare*
Roomie: …wait. That didn’t come out right…

Me: Hey, remember how I wanted to graduate this year?
Roomie: Yeah.
Me: Yeah…I still want that.
Roomie: Really? I never would have guessed. Though I guess there were clues.
Like the fact that you’ve been talking about graduating since last year, you totally gave up any fun for this entire year, and ignoring any and all negativity from advisors and friends.
Me: You mean them telling me to take summer school and stuff?
Roomie (using a funny voice): Stop trying to graduate Kelsey Wagner!
Me: Oh no. They’ve never used my full name before. Maybe I should serisouly reconsider…

Days til…

UT Tech starts ~9
Lauren’s burfday ~11
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End ~18
Closing of my last college show ever ~27
Last day of classes evah* ~30
Last college final EVAH* ~37
Mom’s burfday ~39
Bro’s commencement ~40
Aunt Young’s burfay ~40
My commencement ~41
Father’s day ~41
Go to Washington ~47
Start work ~48
Karen’s burfday ~54
Brian’s burfday ~56
HP and the Order of the Phoenix ~67
Dad’s burfday ~68
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows ~75
…and then pretty much reason for living stops

*in a perfect world

“Every time I see one of your theatre friends on campus I think ‘They let you out?! or did you escape?’ And then I think about calling the theatre department to let them know that they left a window open.” -My roomie

“Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.”
–Sir Ralph Richardson–